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UNPUBLISHED PHOTOS FROM ISLAND MUJERES | MEXICO

October 4, 2015
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Bladdy hell, i’m sorry for the missing person act Mum & Dad (assuming you guys are the only ones reading this…), let’s just say i’ve been having a few ‘technical’ issues. Annoyingly, the day I got Betti back, my SD card snapped in half when Lil Wayne dropped my camera at his hilarious house party in…ok my laptop fell off the bed with the card inside and yeeeeh.

So whilst i’m unable to shoot new content for the wee mon minute, I thought i’d share some unpublished pics from Island Mujeres, a choccie button size island in the Carribean Sea about an hours boat ride away from Cancun, Mec-e-co.

It’s beautiful and so vibrantly painted but it’s kinda crammed with tourist huts. Hire a golf buggy and go and find yourself a sneaky, sleepy beach and have a bloody mojito already. You’re on island time, so don’t be expecting Spring Break teeth and tits lark, but do enjoy some water sports and perhaps give the turtle farm a visit.

On that note, here’s what I recommend wearing to said turtle farm and to said turtle farm only:

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PHOTO DIARY | CANCUN | MEXICO

March 8, 2015
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A few people have messaged me asking more details about our hotel, so here’s a wee LD. It’s called Secrets The Vine in Cancun, Mexico and we stayed in the Preferred Club Junior Suite Ocean View. We decided to go for preferred club as you get extra benefits like having access to the private infinity pool which overlooks the rest of the resort. This was an arvo saviour as the strip has lots of high-rises, meaning the main pool and beach are partying in the shadows whilst the private pool up above is still saturated in sun.

 

We booked it through a company called Travel Bag as their prices were even lower than Expedia! It was all inclusive so other than some dolla dolla bills for tipping, you really wouldn’t have needed to spend anything out thurr. Although we did a couple of trips to break up the 14 day lounge laze.

 

The cute two piece in pic 1 is from Depop  & my beloved acid trip headphones are from Luisa Via Roma – the oil slick pair I have are now sold out but you can find them here and here .

 

Ariba!!
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DAY DENIM AND BANANA DAIQUIRI’S | MEXICO

January 31, 2015
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Rain, rain, you’re dull and irritating. Like sponge without buttercream and the word ‘bae’, which should stand for ‘bacon and eggs’ and that’s about it. Though I can’t be mad atchya, because you allow me to lay in bed at 2pm watching The Talented Mr. Ripley without fomo. 

Here’s a liddle day look from Mexico – there’s no better cover-up than your boys shirt. 

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TULUM | MEXICO

January 22, 2015
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We headed 2 hours south of Cancun to explore Mexico’s one and only coastal, Mayan city. Making this educational visit even sweeter, was the fact the old city hangs over the blemish free and insta famous, Tulum beach.
This tiny village was a seaport, trading mainly in turquoise and jade and was completely protected by a huge external wall. Climbing through the since weakened wall, the floor turned from crumbly stone to vivid, apple green gardens that surrounded the limestone ruins of the mysterious hometown of the calendar Gods. Apparently, back in the day, these buildings were painted in fizzy candy colours by crushing homegrown plants and clay.
Against this vibrant backdrop, all you’ll need is a bikini, sunnies and a little white dress.
See my favourites below!
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SECRETS THE VINE | CANCUN | MEXICO

January 18, 2015
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TBH, I really didn’t think you’d make it this far. That was a hella’lotta snaps.
So, this was our den for 14 sweet nights and never have I ever been treated like more of a prin, or needed a girdle so much. Secrets was untouchable and every second was like the first bite of a rolo yoghurt – unreal. The staff were like family, the location was parfait and the atmosphere was what one could expect from an adult only haunt – naughty. Naughty cocktails, naughty music and naughty guacamole on tap.
There were no catches, all-inclusive literally meant go wild and that we did – I even have fresh stretch marks to prove it. Souvenirs of good times, I like to refer to them as. Little shits.
Saying that, I certainly got my 5 a day, albeit fermented in Mexico’s hard stuff. No, not that hard stuff, I’m talking Tequila!
TBC…
P.S We Booked via, here:
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AMERICAN DAD

December 6, 2014
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Your American father, minus the speedos.