January 25, 2014

Everyone’s dirty bit on the side…

TGI sexpests, you will not be disappointed.
The following recipe makes 1 cup of JD sauce – I usually triple this and make a batch (suitable for freezing.)
Jack Daniels Sauce:

1-head of garlic
1-tablespoon of olive oil
2/3 cups of water
1-cup pineapple juice
¼ cup teriyaki sauce
1-tablespoon soy sauce
1 1/3 cups dark brown sugar
3 tablespoons of lemon juice
2 tablespoons mince white onion
1-tablespoon Jack Daniel’s whiskey
1 tablespoon crushed pineapple
¼ teaspoon crushed pepper
Cooking instructions, here
Crispy Chicken dippers (serves 4):
4 chicken breasts

1 cup flour

1 cup panko bread crumbs

3 eggs

1 tbs dijon mustard

1 tsp garlic powder

2 tsp salt

1 tsp pepper

¼ tsp cayenne pepper
2 tsp paprika
& a spritz of vegetable spray
OOH, & a sprinkle of sesame seeds

Cooking instructions, here
Alternatively, if you’d prefer to fast track and have an extra 30 minutes refreshing Twitter/Daily Mail/Instagram/Buzzfeed (I could go on)…just buy pre-made chicken dippa$$$ from your local supermarket.
They won’t be as good…but if you’re not willing to slave away Missy, well, as Beverly Sills once said, ‘There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.’ 
So you think about that for a minute. Thank yew. 
It’s super unhealthy and super(er-rer-rer) sensational!!! 

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